No, I haven’t completely lost it, yet! A doctor in training and also friend of mine described the process of diagnosis to me like this… If you hear hooves, 95% of the time it will be a Horse, 4% of the time it will be a Zebra, 1% of the time it will be a Unicorn. I am on Day 19 in hospital and that paired with the perplexed faces of the fifth neurology consultant assures me, I am a certified Unicorn. Being special, unique, a Unicorn, in many situation would be a cause of elation. However, on a neurology ward or I imagine during a smear test…not so much!
The weekend was a success, nothing awful happened and I even made it off the premises! This was a great reminder of what it is I am aiming to win back with all this pain and misery. It’s not all misery, I am really warming to the lemon sponge and non descript potato based ‘pies’, the first AND second time I eat them! I am feeing particular crass this morning, sorry about that. The upshot of this incident free weekend is that I am tolerating the new drug, flunarazine. Which is just great news as it appears to be my only hope at present. Although the pain has gone, not much progress has been made. The sickness remains as does the headache and visual disturbances, aching liver and the feeling ‘drunk’ has most certainly returned.
The week begins and this marks the return of my consultant, the original Dr K. With Plan C not being all we hoped and dreamed, Dr D ‘Maverick’ is quick to relinquish me from his care, with a shrug of the shoulders and a disheartening ‘I’m sorry, I really thought it would work’, we are off again. This is bit where I give up my stripes and earn me a horn! Dr K after months of his best efforts admits defeat. I have perplexed all three top neuro bods, they have decided I need a special specialist! The level of ‘special’ I require is a pretty elite club it turns out, there are only a few internationally. Not what I wanted to hear, but alas the search begins! No news on this yet so feel free to chip in at any point fellow migraineurs!
In the meantime, where does this leave me? Well as Dr K kindly pointed out we can’t really let you loose in a worse state than you came in. Agreed Dr K, agreed! So time to ‘get me stable’. This week I marked the seven months of migraine with learning to inject myself, a rare and unwelcome treat for my sins. So I am now onto trialling the Sumatriptan Subject, a 6mg shot to try and stem any severe attacks if they hit me. What this baby does is once you’ve been brave/foolish enough to push the button that fires a needle into your thigh is makes your blood vessels constrict, stopping the migraine, thats the aim of the game if you’d lost track at any point. I’d been warned about the tightness in the chest you may experience and the burning you may feel in your head! But these are just cool, calm words. HOLY MOLY (yes that is what I said, honest) I cannot explain the shock and fear when this actually happens, I thought it was over, the big lights out! After all this can you believe, you know whats coming don’t you, I’ve still got a headache!!
As usual, lets not dwell, there is something potentially worse on the horizon…The bit I have been dreading has arrived and I knew it would, time to ‘clear the drugs chart’. I take a lot of drugs, beta blockers, anti inflammatories for the brain, vestibular suppressants, anti emetics, gastro resistants, Riboflavin and all the new stuff they are trying on top. As of yesterday the process of weening me off these has started. When the consultant says ‘we need to be brave’! I believe what’s happened here is he has confused, being brave and being bold. He really needed two parts to that sentence, ‘I am going to be bold and you need to be brave’. At the moment we have halved the beta blockers and the Pizotofen and started new anti emetic via IV… Lets see what this weekend brings!
So, the time has come to dip into my cliche repertoire, pick what you will to mark the fourth week in hospital –
What doesn’t kill you make you stronger
These things are sent to try us
Everything will be alright in the end
I am going to go for something in the management consultatancy sphere, keep my work brain a float… We are where we are!